Juke Bomb

An act of social terrorism that culminates in the art of singing a song with the full intention of infecting listeners brains for the remainder of the day with a melody that won’t go away short of lobotomizing surgery.

Bob drops his Purple Rain juke bomb daily earning his moniker the uni-juke-bomber.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011

Juke Stain

The blue jean colored marks found on the white walls after a ghetto ass apartment party. It occurs from mens blue jean covered ass being smashed against a wall by an overly aggressive woman jukeing too hard.

I need to figure out a way to get these Juke Stain s off of the walls or else I wont get my deposit back.

by Jukestainer April 3, 2011

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004

nissan juke

A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.

Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.

by XXMetodZ November 9, 2010

Juke mode

1. adj. Describing something as being cool, tight

That dudes car is juke mode

by Shawn McAllister January 10, 2009

puke and juke

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.

Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"

by Bastille III January 15, 2009

Swuv juke

Swuv juke is when someone try’s to avoid what your saying or avoids the whole conversation in general.

B & C : cuddle session
Colsie: “no” ( very rude and passive aggressive)
B & C : you trying to swuv juke us or somethin?

by Belphie November 5, 2021