japenis

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

by Smart Money May 11, 2006

Jolene

Jolene is the coolest bestie in the world. Theres even a song called "Jolene". She is funny, shy, a PRETTY BLONDIE and very very nice. She is wrong and loves tigers. I dont know what to do if she wasnt there for me. She was my best friend since year 3 and i love her to bits <3
ILLLAAYYYYYYYY!

Hey Jolene isnt that your personality? ;)
Hmm.... I feel like being stalked, haha

by JOLENES BEST BUDDIE October 23, 2011

jovenistic

Low down, asshole, dirty, one who is a lying jerk.

He is a jovenistic pig.

by BFishin May 19, 2008

jodensleep

jerk off then sleep

A:yo good night bro.
B: Jodensleep?
A: hell yeah.
B: Good luck

by Duhbearstocare June 25, 2010

jodensleep

jerking off then sleeping

A: Hey i'm going to sleep
B: Night bro
A: Jodensleep
B: haha brotastic

by Bigbootybitchaz June 25, 2010

JCPenney's Dressing Room

Just about the nastiest place you can think of

Baby I wanna do you like a JCPenney's dressing room , raw dog and nastay.

by mcfitztillery November 20, 2017

Jolene

Her beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. She is prone to steal your man just because she can.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene! Oh, I'm begging of you, please don't take my man.

by tordiss April 9, 2019