like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Jollar

A form of currency that is most commonly used by canadians. The jollar can be put into the form of a jebit card, jredit card, and even the jheck book. It is currently on par with the Canadian dollar.

I can't believe I spent 300 jollars at the bar last night.

by TV15 March 3, 2008

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

Jello Biafra

the man. he is so awesome, it almost hurts

"Jello Biafra has exteremely amusing political arguments"

by Jackie the PUNK July 6, 2003

jello feet

someone who is really clumsy or has trouble walking when under the influence.

Damn, that girl got some mad jello feet.

by ariatie January 22, 2008

jello poke cake

Jello Poke Cake is a white cake baked normally but is then poked and liquid jello is poured over it. it is then frosted with a pudding cool hwhip combo. It is refridgerated and enjoyed by young and old.

hey Gertie you should bring a jello poke cake to the church picnic.

by Tasty Snacks August 25, 2010

joelong

A process where rocks fall from the sky.

its joelonging now!

by puwed November 10, 2013