JohnnyLawrenceSexual

Being in love with Johnny Lawrence from the Karate Kid and Cobra Kai

I am JohnnyLawrenceSexual

by Bathwater December 31, 2020

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Jonny

Jonny is the master of any sport and has iron balls with a dick of a gorilla.

He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people

Everyone knows him.

Jaiden: Do you know Jonny

Mason: You mean the hella fast runner with an iron cock

Jaiden: Ya that one

by Slick-kick99 March 30, 2022

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5 Second Johnny

1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.

2.Only being able to last five seconds.

Did you hear about Kyle?

Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!

by Scott Hack January 17, 2009

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pulling a johnny

to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.

dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!

dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?

by elfonzolera July 11, 2010

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