Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

Jerkin' my Johnson

1. Getting screwed over.

2. Beatin' the meat.

1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.

Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.

2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.

by hockeyinsane44 October 16, 2009

ur jerkin me off

like saying "you gatta be kidding me"

Dude 1: Dude i just found 5o dollars
Dude 2: Ur jerkin me off

by betterthanuby2 February 25, 2011

Jerkins

an overall ass; exhibiting jerk-like tendencies

I wish that people like Joe would mind their own business and stop being such a damn Jerkins

by erc April 2, 2004

Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020