jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

jermie

An awesome guy very shmexy good at destiny can smack u with his left nut

He is such a jermie

by Scorpion456296 April 6, 2017

Hate Jerk

Feeling a sense of extreme hatred and resentment for someone but still helplessly jerking off to them on a consistent basis.

Thanks to Jessica, Brandon was going broke but he still couldn't help himself from hate jerking to her photos every night. He hated her so much, but GOD she turned him on.

by DivineGoddessJessica May 9, 2019

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

jeriya

jeriya is lit🔥 er🔥 al🔥 ly the coolest, baddest, most savage -BADASS -MOTHER-FREAKING-BITCH YOULL EVER MEET!!! i am her bff and she be my bff so don’t test us boo cause she will knock a bitch out periodt. check my girl out cause she wrote a fire definition about riya and ooo that be 🔥

person 1:who is jeriya?
person 2:i don’t know i’ve never heard of her
me:JERIYA IS MY BFF
jeriya:AND JERIYAS BFF IS MY BFF
ME AND JERIYA:DONT TEST USSSSS
person 2:ohhh she’s the savage baddie
person 1:run

by jeriyas bff September 26, 2019

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A gathering of people pretending that they are intelligent and congratulating each other for it.

Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.

by PseudoIntellect July 2, 2012

Jeremyism

A holy cul- religion created by the smallish beans in x-life after a fight with that weird Scottish guy (scott or something?) and being instructed by the one true jeremy!

Joel: Can you join jeremyism?
Jimmy: Y E S
Lizzie: It's a cult!

by Nish to da nash September 6, 2020