Jelly School

A school for certain individuals who cannot cope with themselves as they are so nasty, ugly, and worthless so they have to complain about people who are better than them.

Kelly - Did you see my pic on Facebook
Susan - stfu fat hoe
Karin - omg susan go to Jelly School bitch

by DieTrippy December 18, 2013

naval jelly

semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.

Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Jelly Ring

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.

I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

banana jelly

A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.

It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.

by WrongTurtleDove March 14, 2014

Jelly Fart

A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.

Dude! I just did a jelly fart. I'd better get to the toilet!

by PooBumJellyFartWee May 19, 2011

Jelly Pussy

When a girl's pussy lips are so fat and puffy that they flop around and wiggle like jelly. May be a naturally meaty puss or extremely engorged from the use of a pussy pump.

That girl had to have used a pussy pump. Them lips were so fat she had the jelly pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Helly Jelly

To be extremely envious of something/someone. Short hand for "hella jealous."

"I am helly jelly that she is going to my favorite band's concert. I'm going to badmouth her on facebook.

by feefiefoanna January 30, 2009