Jizzmonkey

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

jazzmin

Usualy a short girl with a nice ass and small boobs.Not the best girl friend you could have, but a fun person to be around.

that asian chick is a total Jazzmin.

by joey spoldow May 2, 2009

jazzmonkey

a young skinny male, who has the common characteristics of a an unathletic classroom geek, maintaining his street credability and ensuring urban survival through humour, projected outwardly but more commonly humour is aimed directly at the subject both physically and mentally.

the jazzmonkey proceeded to dance isolated on the dancefloor maintaiing a source of pure entertainment for all around

by twinkletoes July 20, 2003

jizzmouth

what paul nguyen's mouth looks like after doing a job well done.

paul came home from work very jizzmouthed from a long days work

by jizzmaster December 12, 2003

Jazzbo

Word used to describe black people. Used by Jim Belushi in the movie 'Red Heat'

'...just a bunch of jazzbo's hanging out on the corner.'

by Arnie S. July 1, 2007

jazzbo

Degritory nickname for an African American individual. The word originates in the south states of the US and by Jazz originally being conceived by African-Americans.

"No Jazzbo's half the athlete a white man is."

by Ido Gonen September 30, 2005

jizzmonkey

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003