Japwannabe

People of other ethnic backgrounds who like to copy everything Japanese or strangely try to get the look of a japanese cartoon (Style, Way of talking, Hair, etc, etc)

Mike: hey there jemma!

Jemma: *stupid trying too hard anime voice* konnichiwa kawaii mike-san... btw its not jemma anymore its ikuko! >_<

Mike: Um.. Ok since when did you turn japanese?

Jemma: what do you mean??? i'm totally not trying to be
japanese! just because i speak and dress like them and lie about having some sort of asian background to make it seem normal does not mean i'm beggin it... ok? baka!

Mike:... um well ok i'm going now.

Jemma: Hai! Ja ne mike san, i have to get home any way. the new episode of narutos coming out he's so kawaii!! eek sugoi ne! *walks away singing naruto theme tune*

Mike:...wtf!? i swear she's black... ¬_¬.

Andrew: Haha hey dude! ya just see that!?Japwannabe alert!

Mike: Dude. wtf is up with the world today?

by Gunjabaha September 22, 2010

jayran

1. white chick, uber hot, very sexy and the fantasy of many. Guys drool when she passes by and wish they could be her papi but she belongs only to a certain Mr. Nolasco.

2. The ultimate mamacita the one and only mami chula.

3. The Queen of Alabang.

Guy 1: Dude, did u see that girl who passed by? Ooh! I'd like to bang her.

Guy 2: Hell yeah. She's a jayran!!

by SexyMamacita October 9, 2006

jazzy jaywalk

Someone who is too smooth and fly, real and classy all at the same time to cross a street taking advantage of provided means of safe crossing (ie crosswalks, etc.)

Damn... I love her style. When I met her, She acted like a bitch.. But now, She's Jazzy Jaywalkin across the street so they can get all the attention and possibly get laid and paid, because their baby's daddy left them for some other hoe on Two Notch Road.

by JazzJeff October 18, 2010

Jaywalking

Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.

Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.

StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not

Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.

Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)

by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009

Jayani

Best net baller in the world.

Damn! that goal was awesome Jayani.

by Anonymous_95567 February 6, 2010

Hriday and Jayant

Best friends

Hriday and Jayant are best friends

by Flightsy April 16, 2021

Jawan

A mocha skinned white man who has talent on the basketball court.. Very amusing, ambitious & witty. Cannot dance but imitates facial expressions well and memorizes every rap song down to the ad libs. A ladies man. Loves all type of women, especially white girls, but will end up with an Asian woman. Likes to have oral sex. Has serious problems with sweet foods so don't keep them around them. Has weird shaped heads. Jawans are sexual beings like R.Kelly, Usher & Trey Songz. Bad dance moves are usually connotated to a Jawan. Also talented athletes are Jawans, like "Jawannaman's" Nicknames may be Chocolate Thunder, Peanut, Usher.

Did you see him? He just did a Jawan dance!

Oh wow. Now he thinks he's some kind of Jawan or something.

Did you watch the Steelers? The running back was a fast Jawan!

by Yellow bee February 7, 2010