eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

japseye

This is a way of describing a mans pee-hole because its the shape of a japanesse mans eye!

I have a sting in my japseye when I pee!

Shut up or i'll flick your japseye!!

by GaNjaGaN July 12, 2004

Jasper

absolute alpha fucking chad godfucking damn massive schlong epic at basketball just good at everything man but also ugly as shit and dumb

Jeff Bezos: "Wow man you're such a Jasper!"
Elon Musk: "Thank you, now suck my dick goddammit."

by captain cuck 2323 February 10, 2021

japneck

(noun) Usually used to describe a half Japanese half Caucasian male, who is extremely lazy, belligerent, and is a jackass.

Koki is a dirty slut. Koki is also a japneck.

by Jizzim November 12, 2008

Jappened

Short form for "Just Happened"
Pronounced: "jap - end"

WTF jappened?

by TheRock15 December 1, 2010

Jappili

A term used by South Asians to address Japanese, derived from the world kapili.

There are lot of Jappilis in this town.

by Varma August 2, 2007

Jappica

A happy, sweet, and amazing Jewish American Princess.

Why did I wait til after Jappica's birthday to wish her all the best?

by Japicca'sFriend February 8, 2014