January 18 

It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there

It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.

January 18 by jeejeek18004 October 18, 2019

January 18 

National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.

Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *

January 18 by HeyBeech101 November 3, 2019

January 15th 

National, leave Sam on read day, don’t matter if you’re having a beast of a conversation with him on Snapchat or over text or anything, leave that bitch on read.

Girl 1: Hey u been talking to Sam?
Girl 2: Nah it’s January 15th

January 15th by SADNIG January 14, 2020

Born in January 16

The most mature and cute people were born on this day

Wow you were born in January 16?! Your awesome!!

Born in January 16 by Karli the 3rd June 20, 2021

January 17 

The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.

Girl- hey it’s January 17th you know what that means!

Boy- I’ll be over at 8.

January 17 by Mycockisphat October 15, 2019

January 14

National turtle day for those turtles

Me:happy birthday turtle

Turtle:-looks-
Me:it’s January 14 turtle day
Turtle:-smiles-
Me:PARTY

January 14 by Maymalf April 19, 2019

January 13 

January 13 Is love your girlfriend/boyfriend day! give your loved one lots of hugs and kisses today or you will get bad luck.

Give me 1555500 Hugs

why?

because it’s january 13!

ok!!

January 13 by AllieDuches12 January 12, 2020