by kawaiibani July 7, 2021
Get the Horny jailmug. Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."
by Clover101 January 23, 2011
Get the Jesus Jailmug. when a girlfriend forces you to say with them and do what they want to do. Most likely in a room watching a chick flick or playing a board game with only two people.
Mahdi had to watch a chick flick with his girlfriend in his room, can life in a relationship get anymore boring. Madhi was in boyfriend jail.
by beachbro July 29, 2009
Get the boyfriend jailmug. Life imprisonment, either in response to an egregious criminal act or outlandishly antisocial behavior.
Especially used with "up" (up under the jail) or "to bury".
Especially used with "up" (up under the jail) or "to bury".
1. They needed to put Michael Vick up under the jail for what he did!
2. I hope she gets buried under the jail for the way she treated her kids!
2. I hope she gets buried under the jail for the way she treated her kids!
by pringram July 25, 2011
Get the under the jailmug. Phrase used in discussion regarding any hot young teen, who appears to look as if past age of consent - but due to sexed up Lolita-like presentation and no tangible proof of birth - quite possibly might be jail bait.
Jim and Darren, both stumped regarding Hilary Duff's true age, but nonetheless turned on by the young starlet's god given talents, decided that she was quite jail debatable.
by hoochie May 8, 2004
Get the jail debatablemug. When your top half is a lot stronger than your bottom half also known as skipping leg day EVERY day.
by Jail Byrd May 25, 2014
Get the jail bodymug. When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.
by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021
Get the Facebook Jailmug.