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jail wiping 

When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.
Beau the nerd still is jail wiping even though he got out of jail.
jail wiping by le monkey January 1, 2020
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Jail Goo 

The only thing left in the Jail's shower, after the water's been drained.

Phobia-Stricken Detective Adrian Monk, was absoloutely terrified by this shit. Honestly man that guy was seriously tripping
ADRIAN MONK: ARrrGh! Wipes. Jail Goo!, Jail Goo!
SHARONA: I ain't got any, Adrian. I've been arrested.
ADRIAN MONK: But.... Jail Goo!
Jail Goo by Dk. April 26, 2006

jail-lag 

The shift in time and routine experienced when one is released from jail after serving more than a few days.
After being wrongfully convicted, the man felt severe jail-lag after being released several weeks later.
jail-lag by LimitedGovernment August 20, 2013

Jail bait rape 

When a girl who's under age of lies about her age, put on make up, getting an fake ID, being an underage stripper or prostitute without telling the John etc.
She lied about her age on an dating app;
Jail bait rape his; Now, that 18 year old is in jail for sleeping with a 17 year old
Jail bait rape by EmJayee September 24, 2020

Jail Sandwich 

The act of a strong man sticking his reproductive appendage in between two slices of bread. Then the weaker and smaller jail mate has to munch on it. OMNOMNOM!
Chang: Make me a sandwich women.
DeMarkus: Ok here (inserts his strong reproductive appendage in between two plump slices of Wonder Bread).
Chang: Thanks man thats just what I wanted a perfect plump and strong Jail Sandwich.
Jail Sandwich by DeMarkus & Chang November 29, 2010

jail bate 

Jail BAIT for someone who can not pass a fourth grade spelling test
Did yu seey that gurl. Shee luked lyke Jail Bate!
jail bate by Go USF Bulls! July 31, 2008