Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.

Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.

by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024

Swagga Jackin

Steeling someone's swagg or slang words

Stacy: Lee what have you done to your bike???
Lee: Im just skally waggon around the hood seeing people swagga jackin my style

by LeelandandGianna August 19, 2025

Jackin the Crane

Cutting wood with an Axe Aggressively, and violently

Graham: Yeah, haha… Oh No, he’s Jackin the Crane again, he’s using up our wood supply, somebody is gonna get hurt!

by NobodySleeks27 September 28, 2025

not jackin

another way of saying not fucking with

typically the individual one is “not jackin” is a fat, ugly, chopped chungus bitch or a dickrider who gets no play

as well known for being a groupchat with individuals who be hating

bri “bruh did u see the girl trying to fw him

amanda “don’t worry he not jackin her”

by princessvodka December 21, 2025

Lone Jackin

When you have Daddy’s money, or fuck your way into a career.

I don’t need to go to college I can just go Lone Jackin

by Garisms May 19, 2025