Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

jackin

If yu mess with sum or not

Him: She got ugly shoes ya hurdddd

Imm not jackin that

by some bald white guy2 October 31, 2022

Jackinitis

When you go into a Clash Royale slump and lose every game you play in ladder matches.

Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!

by Deezwheez July 2, 2022

Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.

Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.

by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024

Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Beiber Jackin

when you hear/see someone listing watching singing talking thinking about Justin Beiber at the same time that you are.

*both singing at same time*
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"

*both yelling*

Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!

by Peric E. Nukka March 3, 2011