Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"

this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

by skaterj666 October 5, 2010

i fuck with you the long way

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100

Bra you been my nigga for years , I fuck with you the long way.

by Kctae116 September 4, 2016

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015

fuck me til i fart

A term used during sexual intercourse by one or more of the participants to describe how they want to keep banging for a long time (as they dont think a fart is coming in the near future). However in the unlikely event that said participant does fart I would imagine they sexual intercourse stops........

(During sexual intercourse): Yes, Yes, Fuck me til I fart John, oh yes.......

by NathanStud April 20, 2007

I fucked the shit out of her

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.

First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

by Bustex August 4, 2016

i fucking hate my life

• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego

I fucking hate my life dude it just sucks there is so much dumb shit going on

by Bruhitsslaying December 5, 2017

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011