Average Israel, a perspicacious and alpha type being even when being known as a outcast from society, they act as if they were a run of the mill joe, but they hide somthing very interesting could it be the powers of an X-Men? Or the personality of a weeabo/otaku? No, this may come as a surprise to some people but its a big penis.
Oh well, obviously I'm an average Israel do you know how much money I make? Or or the size of my penis? Well, let me tell you, I come prepared with a fully erected 9.6 inch chum boner with 5.1 inch girth, and when I see ass I like, I dive face first into the chocolate starfish and completely destroy it; I fuck what I want when I want.
by goth girl lover August 11, 2022
Get the Average Israel mug.by Bunny3456 February 20, 2017
Get the irrelevant person mug.Related Words
isrel
• Israeled
• israel
• ireland
• irrelevant
• israeli
• Israeling
• irrelephant
• isael
• Isela
"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"
*Parents arrive*
"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"
*Parents arrive*
"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"
by SaquenmeDeLatinoamerica September 27, 2021
Get the Maldito seas estado de Israel mug.One of the few respectable countries left in Europe, Ireland suffered many years under the harsh rule of the evil British. However, by 1900's, the Irish were fed up and whooped their oppressors asses. The British government, being the fuckups that they are, divided Ireland into the Republic of Ireland and North Ireland (Ulster). Efforts from the fair and respectable Sinn Fein and other nationalist parties, to unite the island that is rightfully theirs, have been unsuccessful thanks to British vote "miscounting" and scare tactics.
Irish are often blamed for "harboring terrorists". However, the IRA is a freedom fighting organization who targets military more than civilian targets. British people, being the anti-American assholes they are, will always blame them getting their asses whooped by the IRA on the US because of rightful funds being sent to the IRA from businesses in Boston and New York.
by hatred December 1, 2003
Get the ireland mug.by Cusat February 9, 2014
Get the Irelia mug.The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.
by InThane May 11, 2010
Get the Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon mug.An awesome version of its U.S counterpart, Israeli rap utilizes sick beats, pounding bass, and a biblically badass language.
by DeScribe August 21, 2011
Get the Israeli Rap mug.