Ion

Means”I ain’t “

Ben and Tod is arguing through messages .

Ben”ur dumb as fuck “
Tod “ion stupid “

by Uravergenigger December 30, 2021

ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.

You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.

by exasy_ October 6, 2025

ion

Short for “I don’t” and typically used in texts :)

Josh: Do you play tennis?
Kayley: Ion even like sports…

by AveryIDX September 5, 2022

Ion

I dont

Ion know

by Brazzyy T February 13, 2019

grrr-ions

angry ions that invade computers and cause them to not work properly. Generally they go away and the cause of the computer problems cannot be determined.

The day before a huge deadline, the internet goes down, computer won't boot up, remote access to another computer stops working. When everything gets fixed there is no attributable cause. In other words the probems were caused by grrr-ions!

by snowlover4 April 26, 2010

Ion

It means "I don't"

Bruh, Ion know.

by XxpewpewxX February 1, 2020

Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.

I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.

by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025