intelligent conversation

intelligent conversation is as the example shows.

SkyFallsDownx: assmaster 123
King Chad C: FUCK A CAKE FUCKHAM
SkyFallsDownx: I DO
SkyFallsDownx: ALL THE TIME
King Chad C: GOOD
SkyFallsDownx: LZL
King Chad C: lzzlzlzlzlzzzzzlzzzzzzwztffffffffffwfrdf
SkyFallsDownx: LOLOLOLOLBACON

by CHAD C January 6, 2005

intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.

She's intelligent math.

by Scalabrini December 31, 2003

intelligent design

A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.

Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?

(roundhouse kick like noise)

Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)

by Stan Lightsaber May 6, 2006

government intelligence

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.

Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!

by Odd86 March 2, 2017

intelligent design

Irreducible complexity, defined by imbeciles that spend meaningless lives selling half-truths and whole lies to anyone that still wants God in classrooms. The closest thing to a legitimate argument for intelligent design is pointing out flaws in the current theory of evolution. I.D. by definition is not and can never be science, because it is based upon an element beyond human understanding creating life. The scientific method can't be applied, because it's not a "scientific theory" that can be tested or something for which evidence can be collected, only a "theory" that people believe based upon their own understanding of the issue.

Intelligent design is almost like science, without the science part. But it sure got popular fast

by the epitome of greatness July 6, 2008

US intelligence

An oxymoron (phrase that describes something that doesn't actually exist)

When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.

by clairem April 21, 2007

Pillow Intelligence

Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.

My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.

by Koshinku April 21, 2020