womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session
"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"
by Power B May 14, 2003
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womb pie

A part of a womans anatamy in which a male inserts his purple headed yougert slinger.
I got me some womb pie last night.
by John Hoskin October 27, 2006
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womb broom

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.
As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."
by Pa formerly known as Dad October 23, 2007
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Womb Lance

Refers to a large penis to rearrange those guts.
She’s hot, I’m gonna get in them guts with my womb lance
by Jdizzlefizzle March 05, 2022
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Womb Gobbler

Describing a person who will only perform oral sex on a woman.
by Jtbagginurmom October 07, 2016
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Womb with a view

Santiago was damn sure he was going to split that anorexic bitch up the middle. Little did he realize she has a womb with a view.
by Joe_Mamma May 11, 2006
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fruit of the womb

Being gay from the start or by default, never having a chance at being straight.

Fruits of the womb could be products of:
overbearing, babying mothers,
cruel, dress-up inducing leauge of sister,
tought-love and anti-affection fathers,
being born to street performers
1: What a fruit.
2: Poor guy never had a chance, he's a total a fruit of the womb.
1: is that his mom cleainng his nose?
by yeaaaa November 11, 2007
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