impregnable

(adj.) A female who has had too many abortions to ever bear child.


(adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces.

Many britons believe thier island to be impregnable, but it has actually been invaded over 60 times since 1066. Fortunately, none of these were at all successful due to either poor planning or brilliant defensive mechanisms. Britain as a whole was only conquered once, by the roman empire, who actually took several attempts and centuries to do so. The vikings and saxons had very little in comparison to what Britain would later achieve.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

impudence

1. The quality of being impudent.
2. Impudent language or behavior.

Me: YOU ARE SAYING IMPUDENCE TO ME! THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!
Not me: OMGWTF

by Rozard December 5, 2002

First Impressionist

An individual who can read people and adjust his or her personality to fit their so-called expectations.

The ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.

I met the new temp at work and since I am a first impressionist I can read her and know she is interested in more qiet guys than loud party-goers. So fixed my personality to be less outgoing and more shy towards her.

by Mowzur February 4, 2010

Abeds impression of Troy

When you________, but also, don’t?

Man I’m feeling a little “Abeds impression of Troy” right now

by oliviamackinnon February 17, 2019

impressionate

leaving an imprint on the fabric of reality. It's like what ghosts do.

Their love was so strong it will impressionate throughout time.

by Vorlon007 June 13, 2015

Imgurerection

1. A recurring phenomenona when one posts a sexually arousing image and a large number of the imgur community is exposed to it. This results in a sudden flow of upvotes causing said post to rise up and remain erect on the front page.

"This image of a half naked Scarlett Johansson has rocketed itself to the front page. This makes it the second imgurerection this week."

by HungLakaHoss September 28, 2015

Mr Impressions

Mr Impressions is a comedian, impressionist, analyst, anime and comic expert on the show Dream Fights! Imagine if Whiz from ScrewAttack was black, southern, and objective. Creator of "Racist Batman."

Mr Impressions is a hateful bastard for inventing Racist Batman!

by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016