The Immaculate Penis of John

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That's John's Immaculate Penis.
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Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
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immaculate

Something that is immaculate is perfect. Immaculate is a better word to use to precisely describe something that is amazing
Hey baud joes rizz is immaculate, i wish i could pull like him.
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Dea Immaculate Christe

I think this is Latin, for "Immaculate Savior Goddess." This is the sacred title, of Inspector Gadget's niece, known as Sophie/Penny Ruth. The Ruth shall set you free! The word, "Dea Immaculate Christe," is a joke on DiC, which made the original Inspector Gadget.
Following the collapse of the Sabantinian Empire, there's now two groups, claiming to be its rightful successors, the Waltdisneyans, in the US, and the Wildbrainians, in Canada. Both say Dea Immaculate Christe, to praise Sophie/Penny Ruth , of Inspector Gadget. Wildbrain made Inspector Gadget 2.0, and Disney is making "Inspector Gadget 3: Revenge of Dr. Claw." Unfortunately, I don't think there is a way, to make Disney, and Wildbrain, friends, so they can make a live-action Inspector Gadget TV Series! Save us, Goddess Sophia Penelope Ruth!
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 16, 2013
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Immaculated

When something has been cleaned and / organised / done up to the highest standard.
"Wow, that house has been well and truly immaculated"

"The only way your going to get a good offer on your house is its thoroughly immaculated"

"The inside of that car was a tip! Its been completely immaculated now.
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Immacule

A person that is perfect or near-perfect in every category.
"Yo insert name is so smart, funny, and beautiful."
"I know right, she's immacule."
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Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.
I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .
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