Iceberg

An iceberg A term in online dating describing the tactic where women post only chest-up photos to appear more attractive than they are. While they might look like a solid 6 from the chest up, the hidden reality below often reveals a pear-shaped catastrophe of cellulite and disappointment. This phenomenon is named after icebergs, where the majority of the mass—and in this case, the unpleasant surprise—lies unseen below the surface.

"I matched with someone online, but when we met in person, she turned out to be a total Iceberg—her profile photos only showed her from the chest up, and the reality was not what I expected."

"Be careful when swiping right; you might encounter an Iceberg, where the profile pics only show the tip of the situation."

"My friend warned me about the Iceberg effect in online dating—people can look entirely different when you see the full picture."

"It's frustrating when someone pulls an Iceberg; it's like they're hiding half of the story."

by allakazah__ July 29, 2024

Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024

Iceberg

The act of taking a massive shit and having it break the top of the water line in the toilet.

May I be excused, I really have to shit it's going to be an iceberg.

by TheOldCollegeTry April 23, 2016

Iceberg

The sex position to try after watching "Titanic". In tepid water (just warm enough to keep an erection), a male partner submerges himself, leaving only the tip of his penis out of the water. The female partner lowers herself down onto the iceberg, breaking herself on that cold, hard cock.

I was preparing for free diving, so instead of doggy style, I decided to hold my breath and give her the iceberg.

by Azucarpapi April 26, 2016

tropical iceberg

Refer to the tropical icicle... That but with a pineapple

Guy #1: I finally scored with Tiffany last night!

Guy #2: Nice bro!
Guy #1: Yea, but I think she might just be really slutty, when I went down on her she was super wide...Tasted good though...
Guy #2: Dude, she must have tried the tropical iceberg man! Stay away from that shit, she's probably crazy.

by Mike Honcho 47 June 14, 2017

Dropping An Iceberg

When you take a monstrosity of a shit to where a small portion is protruding out of the water.

Guy 1:"Dude you alright? You were in the bathroom for like 30 mins."
Guy 2:"Yeah I'm alright, I was Dropping An Iceberg."
Guy 1:"The fuck did you just say?"

by WashableTaco December 26, 2020

muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

by Rtrchc April 22, 2018