90% of all "christians"
"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
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Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."
Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"
OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
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OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
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Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
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Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!"
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."
Such primitive beliefs...
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."
Such primitive beliefs...
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