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Husband Hole

A mans asshole that is able to accommodate a large penis on a regular basis while still maintaining tightness.
I went on a few dates with this guy and he has such a husband hole. He took it no problem and it didn't feel used at all.
by queuethequeue December 25, 2023
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husband head

Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.
Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2024
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Husband in law

your wife X husband that is still active in the family or the scene
We had a visit from my husband in law, he tried to give me advise regarding how to treat my wife.
by Ubafool2believe February 14, 2024
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husband hangover

Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.
it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day
by acapellawoman February 23, 2024
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Husband material

The most amazing thoughtful and compassionate man you will ever meet. He is always there to pick you up when you are down. To have someone made of such fine husband material you must be truly blessed as his presence will improve your life dramatically. And, he is hands down the world sexiest man alive. Jaden is a perfect example of husband material( a man whom everyone desires in marriage).
by Juicy_Peaches23 May 28, 2024
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Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"
Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way
by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025
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Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
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