human

A poor sad species that I pity.

I have all of the extra-terrestrial and android friends that I need, I fit right in. Ahem,

I CONTROL THE WEATHER!!! mwahahaha

by Rane July 28, 2003

Human

A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.

Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.

by Aliens_The Superior Race October 2, 2009

Humans

See also: Parasites

Humans will suck the earth dry, then sob to their various denominational deities when there is no clear water or food.

by handssmelllikerubber December 26, 2010

human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.

me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.

by Aira October 4, 2003

human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005

human

The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.

Many humans fear death.

by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004

Humanity

A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation

Man humanity sucks ass

by Amelyn January 4, 2018