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Hazbin Hotel

A cartoon with so much potential but people still put down because they think It's offensive or it's just for brain dead furries.
Jayden: I saw this youtube video called Hazbin Hotel and I thought it was pretty good

Karen: Ugh that show is offensive I can't believe people in HELL are so BAD

Douche: I haven't even watched it but it sucks ass because furry gay medic homotel
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Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is an relatively misunderstood spider that may challenge Clock Spider's and Limecat's role of God to all.

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider was in fact once captured and released back into the wild.

The tale begins after a family returned back to their hotel room in Cabo San Lucas after a long day of snorkeling and saying "no" to shady individuals who wanted to sell locally crafted merchandise that was really made in China.

All of a sudden, a spider emerged from behind a Cheesy Hotel Painting with the swiftness of a something really really REALLY fast, the ferocity of a rhinoceros protecting her calf, and using tactics usurping those of the Bushmen of the Kalahari.

After the Spider appeared from a Cheesy Hotel Painring the Father and Son swiftly made weapons, arming themselves with a rubbermaid trash can, a brightly colored beach towel, and Drew Carey's book, Dirty Jokes and Beer.

As the surf pounded the cliffs below, a colony of seagulls cried out like a symphony of organs in D minor. One could smell the crisp sent of the anticipation of the starting of a battle of epic and legendary proportions.

Everyone peed, just a little.

After many minutes, maybe even a dozen minutes, well certainly more than ten, but not more than fifteen minutes, the spider was captured in the trash can and then released outside the hotel room where it pounced once, twice, then thrice into the devilish night.
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider has not yet revealed if it will team up with Clock Spider, or double cross its Huntsman heritage and take sides with Limecat.
by TJGUYBRI January 21, 2010
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Hotel lobbyist

A guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. Usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.
Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?

half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.

Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?
by Shaniak June 7, 2010
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Hotelling it

The action of getting a hotel room for an extensive period of time when you were supposed to be staying with friends, in a short-term rental or similar.
Tom: "so did you get that apartment for your four-week internship?"
Marianne: "nah, I ended up hotelling it."
by Hotel-chick June 7, 2011
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hotel smile

The physical expression after having coitus in a paid overnight establishment
"shit girl, You being out with Jason all night gave you that hotel smile"
by Tammitch December 9, 2016
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Hotel Breakfast

Hit song by Drain Gang member Bladee. One of his most popular songs.

Drain Gang!
I love the song ̀<< Hotel Breakfast >̀> by Bladee
by translate February 23, 2022
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Smoky Hotel

When you're having sex, you smoke a cigar and blow the smoke up into the chick's vag.
Me: "I gave your mom the smoky hotel last night."

Friend: "Yeah, well fuck you."
by Gonggong Cheechu August 14, 2010
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