Hormones

loud noises that a whore makes while having sex; can also be annoying noises a girl makes

dang dude i hate it when we stay in these bad hotels because we always hear hormones.

by Christian Harper February 1, 2008

Hormoaning

The whining every man must listen to every 28 days.

Last week everything was fine, but this week she started hormoaning about everything.

by NindjaJ August 29, 2011

hormone

A sound your mom makes.

Did you hear your mom's hormone in the next room last night?

by Mmcc11 November 12, 2010

raging hormones

worst band ever, full of cockmongers. i compare them to a big pile of shit. because they suck. commonly referred to as the "raging homos"

dude 1:man did you hear the raging hormones?They sucked worse than your mum did last night!
dude 2: who the fuck are they?

by joseph October 6, 2004

Hormal

normal for whore behavior.

"She's not crazy, she's just acting hormal as usual"

by cousinpfunk February 23, 2010

"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.

Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic

by Hans Brix May 23, 2006

Male Hormose Syndrom

A malady generally affecting males in which they blame being overly emotional on being a super hero. The cause for this dilusion generally arises from an inferiority complex to those closest to them. Another, but less frequest cause, is when a person with an angry temperment attempts to feel happy. The happiness is such a foreign feeling that the subject goes on an emotional rollercoaster and blames the new emotions on being a super hero.

Dart: I'm happy today . . . Now I'm really mad . . . why is everyone trying to make me unhappy . . . Life is AWESOME . . . I'm going to cut myself . . . Life is like a golden meadow in the morning . . . crying . . . I'm moody because I have Male Hormose Syndrom, something every superhero goes through once a decade.

by coco March 7, 2008