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honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.
"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".
honey-hoover by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.
Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.
Honey ham farmer by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

honey paper 

A slang for money
Filling my pockets with some sweet honey paper
honey paper by zee chef January 31, 2015

Honey 🍯 

A quick slang expression for a really horny person.
Damn, Barna is one of the most honey 🍯 people i’ve ever met.
Honey 🍯 by anti-🍯 man December 14, 2020

honey boy 

Min Yoongi, otherwise known as Suga of the South Korean band called BTS, is THE honey boy; a sweet guy who comes the latest and leaves the earliest. We love this nation's honey boy.

Honey Glows 

Giving someone the "honey glows" means making them blush, or making them giddy because they like you.
"She gives me the Honey Glows something awful."
"Sherlock gives John the honey glows."
Honey Glows by Mistress Van Gould November 7, 2012