hoplite

they were ancient greek warriors

hey man lets go slay a hoplite says a Persian

by Bluefox923 May 12, 2014

hospital

a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering

doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess

by hunter of milfs 69 December 29, 2020

xenodochial hospitable

kindly to strangers

Joe decided to be xenodochial hospitable so he helped the little boy that he never met before across the street.

by Chelsea Shackelford February 7, 2008

hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

by great success April 5, 2010

hospital shit

When an individual's fecal matter smells so bad, you think they need to be admitted into a hospital.

Yo! Who just took a hospital shit in my toilet? It smells fucking disgusting.

by Creekar December 16, 2016

Hospital Rice

Plain, unadorned steamed rice that is seriously lacking in any kind of flavor or life.

Luis always complains about the Hospital Rice that the cafeteria serves.

by Lolabelle59 October 19, 2018

Hospital Box

An ambulance seen speeding down the highway with lights and sirens on.

Arty “hey jimmy what’s that noise?”

Jimmy “ uh oh it’s a speedy boi hospital box.”

Arty “ oh rats!”

by Daddiecakes February 10, 2019