Hogwartssexual

A person who is physically or/and mentally attracted to Hogwarts or to any of the Harry Potter characters who attended the wizarding school of Hogwarts. Because they are all so damn hot.

Hello, my name is Rob and I identify as a Hogwartssexual.

by lafufu February 14, 2021

hogwash

A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.

Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 12, 2006

Hogwarts

A sexually transmitted disease that one gets from having sex with a pig.

I went to my cousin's farm and got HOGWARTS when i got freaky with his pig.

by Mick77 June 29, 2011

hogstrapper

An obese person who is constantly eating.

Dude, check out that hogstrapper going to town at the buffet.

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.

jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days

by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017

hogwartssfx

She is a Tiktok editor with over 1.6k followers. She edits multiple people such as Louis Partridge, Emma Watson, Charli D’amelio and others. She has also posted some tea about Zoe Lagroomer.

“hogwartssfx can’t choose which fandom to be in, so she switched to a normal editor.”

by hogwartssfx November 30, 2020

howtobasic

A Youtube channel that creates videos of smashing eggs, dumping milk, and destruction and posts the video as a how to video and uses clickbait thumbnails to lure people to watch his videos

I got tricked by a howtobasic video.
I really hate howtobasic.

by Billiam Beaver July 26, 2016