Sloppy Hofmann

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.

He said he was hungry and horny, so I made him a Sloppy Hofmann.

by Yanbo May 2, 2010

Huffman

A town in Houston, Texas, referred to by locals as "Hicktown." There are many dirt roads and cows. There is an entirety of four restaurants. Rumors can be spread from one end of the Huffman to the other in .035454378536 seconds. People run track through the corn fields. Everyone knows everything about everyone, but theres not much else to do except talk about other people. The town where the ball park is a challenge.

"Have you heard of Huffman?" "...No."

by Shaniqua Jacquez May 26, 2006

kimberly hofmann

they most amazing girl in the world. the one with the smile that will just change your day for the better. the most beautiful girl in the world. the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you ever see her smile you will then know the defintion of the word perfect. the most caring girl you will ever meet. shes the meaning of the word perfect and nothing can ever change that.

kimberly hofmann is perfect.

by mr. hofmann December 3, 2011

Hofmann

A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.

Toucan Sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn't look like a canary compared to Hofmann.

by Friendly'z January 27, 2008

Matt Hofman

Best musician and best sex god great friend and best lover!!!!
He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!

Man that guy was such a matt Hofman!!!

by dennis jontry August 13, 2009

Pulling a Huffman

Concocting a totally bogus story (bullshit) usually dealing with sexual conquests

He never met that hispanic chick, he's totally pulling a Huffman

by Johnba September 17, 2008

hoffmail

THe seemingly endless emails that many of us recieve daily featuring David Hasslehoff or something to do with his name. Very funny. Featured on the rove live show.

"hey emma, come and look at this hoffmail someone sent me"

by --sarah-- November 28, 2005