herperrific

Adjective describing a noun that is full of any of the hundreds of herpes viruses present in the world (veterinary and human).

After reading about the fourth or fifth type of herpes virus outbreak in wildlife, the class decided it was a herperrific week in veterinary medicine.

by HermioneRanger July 1, 2011

herpe curtain

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

beards herpes

by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013

Herpes No, Nachos Yes

This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.

Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.

by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013

Oral Herpetrator

one who spreads oral herpes to as many people possible.

Could be kissing bandit, a slut, or just anyone who is good at getting lots of tongue.

"Dude, does this look like a cold sore to you? I think that chick the other night was an oral herpetrator."

by Karly Simmers February 23, 2009

disco herpes

Another name for glitter, because you can never get rid of it.

Bob: Were you at the strip club?
Dave: Why?
Bob: Because you are covered in disco herpes.

by rave chicken July 12, 2011

Sauce Herpes

Sauce Herpes is when the most ignorant person in your household neglects to wipe the excess sauce off the opening of the sauce bottle, leaving it to dry and become crusty...much like Herpes.

"Hey do you want some ketchup?"

"Yea, only if it doesn't have Sauce Herpes"

by PeterPuffer May 5, 2013

christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.

Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!

by dersuay November 12, 2013