Haxternate

To cough, and masturbate loudly. Awkward behaviors, hacking and public masturbation all form this word. Derived from people who are seemingly awkward in society. Sometimes being called Nate, Nater, or Bater, combined with coughing.

Alternatively, it could mean having a cold while masterbating.

Nate"
*cough*cough*fap*"

Ben
"bro, go haxternate somewhere else... i dont wanna hear you cough and beatoff at the same time."

Nate"
*cough*i can't help it, i have a cold."

by treesef July 28, 2011

heterobear

a heterosexual hairy manly man

In the locker room, "No dude, that's no bear that's a heterobear; I've seen his girlfriend."

by Areeamay November 15, 2014

heterodont

A white boy that gets on your nerves so you don't fuck with that heterosexual.

There's this one kid named Zach that's a heterodont.

by Bbvyffv123456 August 15, 2018

hetero-sure

Having great confidence in your heterosexuality while being in stereotypical homosexual situations

responding after getting picked on by my buddies at the bar for going to a Jewel Concert in a pink button-up shirt: "you're just jealous you are not as Hetero-sure as I am!"

by SkiipyS October 9, 2019

heterofying

something that is so heterosexual that it's terrifying. mainly used by people in the LGBTQIA+ community/ people who do not identify as heterosexual.

did you see Jennifer holding a pretend wedding for her 6 year old daughter and her best friend, who just so happens to be a boy! it's heterofying what middle aged white ladies do in their spare time.

by mazikeen :) November 7, 2019

Helter Skelter

When large sums of stupid people are at odds with other large sums of stupid people and cause utter chaos and confusion to the spectators

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity”
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” - George Carlin

The Black Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter, and All Lives Matter have created such a Helter Skelter!

by 34huvane July 18, 2020

blue heater

Viagra. A blue tab that causes a raging a raging boner

Hey man, do you have any of those blue heaters? I'm gonna bang this 'ol girl and want to have an erecting that lasts 4 hours with a sudden loss of vision and hearing.

by Hhhhhhssltf709 February 19, 2017