Helmer

People who claim to not be gay but secretly (obviously) are.

Person 1: He's not gay he's a Helmer!

by mycockslong February 11, 2022

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Clamburger Helper

The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.

Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.

by crackersAka June 2, 2013

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Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022

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mini red helmet

Is the tip of a guys fat cock referring to the head of the cock

Last night my friend said he wanted to join a baseball team so i let him borrow my mini red helmet

by El homie uyz July 12, 2017

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Overhead Helmet

Very sophisticated slang for a condom.

Last night I had rough sex with Sue, but I forgot to use an overhead helmet, so I got her nasty herpes.

by tuskhusker292 September 4, 2010

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borracho helmet

A cowboy hat, as worn by a drunk (borracho) driver. A term coined by the California Highway Patrol (CHP) because a majority of all traffic stops of men wearing cowboy hats results in a DUI arrest.
aka. cowboy hat, stetson

"Did you see that guy weaving all over the road...? He was wearing a borracho helmet." said Darren.
"If you want to prevent getting pulled over too, you should take off your borracho helmet", I replied.
"I will only take off my borracho helmet after you take off your borracho helmet," he mumbled.

by JimbAround July 3, 2005

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Hope This Helped

A phrase used at the end of a horeseshit answer to make it sound helpful

User 1: Please help me my bf and I had sex and he came inside me and I think I might be pregnant please help!
User 2: If you don't wanna get pregnant, wear a condom. Hope this helped!
User 3: ew why would u ask this question on yahoo answers you disgusteng ideot!

by NotHelpful August 5, 2012

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