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hello

Knowing that this is Urban Dictionary, hello is a sex position.
So my girlfriend wanted it, and I gave her a hello last night. It felt amazing!
by 12yz12ab February 12, 2015
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Hello Love

A friendly greeting when you get a call from your friends, parents, tax collectors, ect. Preferrably in an English accent
{ring ring}

Hello?

Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.

Oh! Hello Love!
by karidababithitter November 3, 2010
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hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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say hello to my little friend

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."
"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"
by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004
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hellob

A word used to make the word "hello" a bit more interesting.
Simon "Hellob Max"
Max "Hellob"
by hellob June 29, 2011
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Hello Internet

A podcast hosted by CGP Grey and Brady Haran.
"Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."
by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019
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Hello Kitty

n. A Japanese psychological mass-casualty weapon, developed by scientists at the Sanrio Corporation; unleashed upon humanity in 1974 with the goal of subjugating the planet under Japanese imperial rule.

Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.

Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.
"The people of the United States have already formed their opinions regarding Hello Kitty, and well understand the implication to the very life and safety of our nation."
by Carl Willis January 12, 2005
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