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holy hell and shit fire

Joe: I'm leaving my girlfriend and starting a new life in Bulgaria with my new boyfriend Fredrico!
Amber: Holy hell and shit fire! Are you serious!
by Kyle Ann November 5, 2007
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What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"

Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."

Some bitch "Why!?"

Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."

Dumb can't "What about the children!?"

Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."

Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."

Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."

Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."

Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
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hell ass fuck

Despite its spelling, it is used more like "Hell as Fuck" in both meaning and pronunciation- etymology and anthropological studies suggests that the "ass" was probably just added to increase the vulgarity of the phrase. It is used as a descriptive phrase to describe any noun which is "Hella Good/Bad" as "Holy Fuck", it can be used to describe both good things and bad things depending on context and how it is said- this is indicative of its origins as spoken vernacular.
That show was Hell ass Fuck! Shi-it!
by The WangStein October 10, 2005
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hell ass laughing

unique way of saying lmfao; something angry midgets would say
MAYGAN I'm hell ass laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ
by cunnilingus4000 April 20, 2022
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hell ass

a word used only when a person is very upset or injured
hell ass!!!! i got my cock and balls caught in the rat trap again...
by i am william wallace September 3, 2003
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Hell Apple

A young rotten or sour apple. Usually too young to be severely punished.
Dude, my little cuz just threatened me, wtf? She's such a hell apple!
by Cat666 July 3, 2008
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to hell and gone

Absolutely destroyed; gone without hope of recovery; completely.
A hyperbole.
He took a crowbar and he just beat that truck to hell and gone!
by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004
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