Heffner

slang for kinky sex kitten; often a person who contains many fetishes and likes to be beaten, abused, ordered around, and then complimented at the end of the day. crazy hot sex goddess kali stoner

word used to describe something erotic and new that a person has recently experienced in bed.

I was just with a Heffner. Best experience of my life!

by bear2011 January 13, 2011

fat heffer

what you call a obease person you dont like (in a nice way)

"fuck that bitch i work with is such a fat heffer"

by the dude who wrote this July 18, 2006

hefnered

when a guy doesn't give you everything you've been asking him for in a relationship and gives it to the next girl.

Dude he totally hefnered you

by roxxystarr30 June 19, 2011

hefner

Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.

Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.

When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.

We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.

by Big Slick April 28, 2006

heiferbitch

adj. a word used describe someone you dislike very much, whereas one derogatory term just isn't enough

syn. heifer-bitch, hobitch, skanky-bitch, etc.

Girl 1: Come on, we about to go whup Loquecia's ass!!

Girl 2: What's up? I thought she was your gurl.

Girl 1: That heiferbitch is skeemin on my man, so it's ON!!!

by Johnesia July 21, 2005

armored heifer

canned milk

If you take cream with your coffee, there is armored heifer in the pantry.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

by Johnny English March 12, 2004