Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.

Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.

by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016

Heather

A Mythic Bitch

"Oh she's definitely a heather"

by you make my balls so blue June 15, 2017

Heather

Super sporty and sweet. Gets really good grades, loves dogs, and is super cool

Hey you know Heather?
Oh ya she's really athletic

She's probably going to the Olympics one day

by Doggoenthusiast December 10, 2016

Heather

Bimbotic most of the times but one of the most beautiful girls on earth. Loves pink and talks really loudly -.-
Extremely popular. Awesome friend.

"You know that popular girl with curly hair?" "Oh you mean Heather?"
"I wish I had a Heather"

by Loveyouallmylyfe September 22, 2014

Heatherize

To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.

Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."

1) stop heatherizing my clothes

2) why do you heatherize my dick

3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.

by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 25, 2010

Heather

A drunken wild party girl, who often does things others would frown upon but is always the life of the party

That girl dancing on that table is such a Heather.

That girls being such a Heather, she just danced with 3 guys in a row.

by KBHB December 28, 2011

Heathered

Being paralyzingly embarassed after uttering something stupid.

H-"I got gas last night"
N-"...What?"
H-"FOR MY CAR FOR MY CAR"
(That bitch got heathered)

by legzztheblond July 12, 2006