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Stump Hanging

A type of punishment that involves nailing the perpetrator's testicles to a tree stump, then push him over backwards. Most often used when people talk about vigilante justice for pedophiles.

Also may or may not involve setting the stump on fire.
A man stabbed his 11 month old son in the back and tossed him out the car window. I can't think of a punishment severe enough to fit this situation. My grandmother would opt for stump hanging... nails his balls to a tree stump, then push him over backwards.
by sumdingwong July 6, 2009
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hanging in a chow line

The most disputed lyric in all the Good Times lyrics
by m luv August 7, 2005
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Hanging Curtains of Babylon

Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.
"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."
by Nathdogg September 11, 2003
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hanging posters

Usually used (by males) as a slang term to let one know that you're planning on masturbating. This comes from the knowledge that semen is of a sticky, glue-like consitancy, and would be perfect for, well; hanging posters.
Sal: "Hey, Jerry, you wanna hang out? Maybe get some lunch?"
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".
by Babies September 13, 2008
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hanging wedgie

a wedgie where the victim's underwear is hanging from something, like a fence, coathook, flagpole, etc. the hanging wedgie causes the victim to be in extreme pain and to be in an uncomfor table position. the victim can get out if the victim escapes, the underwear rips, or if somebody gets the victim down. escaping fhanging wedgie is almost impossible.
my parents were on a business trip for a week. my bus came early, so i got to school early. so did the bullies. they always give me wedgies, and they know i wear white undies every time. my undies are strong and stretchy, so they never rip. when they saw me, they jumped on me, took off my clothes except my white undies, lifted me up by my underwear, took me to the flagpole, tied me up, superglued and duct-taped two bags full of water on my hands, made me drink a LOT of water, and hung me by my tighty-whites on the flagpole, all the way to the top. the flagpole was so high, i could barely see the ground. the flagpole almost touched the clouds! my undies stretched over my head. kids were shouting, "go! go! go! go! go!" some of the kids took pictures and videos of me (they were allowed in school). everybody was laughing. i peed almost every minute, and started to cry. i started to pee. teachers never saw me, because they come to school very early every day. at the end of the school, the bullies lowered the flagpole, but i was still suspended in a hanging wedgie. then they fed me more water. then they raised the flagpole up again. then all the kids left. i peed. since my parents were in a business trip, i had to sleep in the wedgie. i peed while i slept, because of the bags full of water. when i woke up, i was still in the wedgie. the bullies fed me water in the morning and in the night. i still had to sleep in the wedgie. during the whole week, my white briefs never ripped, and the bullies always fed me water morning and afternon. when my parents came back, they crossed my school. they saw me, and laughed. then they got me down. this happened in the night. when i got home, my older brother saw me and completely yanked my underwear out of my butt crack. it hurt like hell beacause anything that tought my butt crack or my nut or my balls would hurt with extreme pain. my older brother goes to the same school i go to. i was in total embarrasment, and the worst part was that everybody, including the teachers, knew about it. my parents wouldn't let me change schools. i became a victim of wedgies, and the only one, too. i was in that wedgie for 1 week and 18 hours, and my butt is still in pain.
by Christopher Diddise April 1, 2008
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low hanging fruit

A term used to describe an easy sexual conquest, requiring little effort or commitment.
Joanna had a long list of suitors, most of them low hanging fruits.
by azib958 August 1, 2007
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hanging on your every word

This means, everything you say is being thought over and absorbed by ther person reading or listening

if someone were to say, i'm hanging on your every word
it probablly means that they can't wait to hear what you are going to say and are basically looking for some possible other meaning to what you might have said.
Why is it taking you so long to write back?

I'm hanging on your every word
by AriBea September 11, 2006
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