-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
by George Whor-Well November 06, 2018
When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.
I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013
When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017
When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.
Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.
by CaptHandy July 11, 2014
When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.
"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019
by Ddelong January 21, 2018
the not very known murderer of bob the builder, he jumped the mexican border and gained fame and financial prosperity after taking bobs place on the air
by twatdick November 12, 2021