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Habermaning

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).
Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.
by Hot Sauce Fiend February 12, 2022
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Hagert

Slur used against heterosexuals, but often used to insult homosexuals by implying that they are straight
"I saw you with your boyfriend last night, bro. You're such a Hagert"
"kill yourself"
by I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!! August 23, 2022
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Hagert

the definition of “faggot” towards heterosexual but often used to insult homosexuals(usually to imply they’re being straight jokingly)
“Dude, i saw you yesterday sitting with all those women. Hagert.”
“No i’m not a hagert. You know i am a himbo.”
by YunjinLee August 23, 2022
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Brennen Hebert

Brennen Hebert is a fake Mexican who complains about Caleb and poppa D. Also eats cats
That guys is such a Brenda Herbert. That guy is such a Brennan Hebert. Stop being a Brennan Hubert. Did you hear Brennen Hebert Eats cats
by IHateCatTails November 30, 2018
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Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”
Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!
by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018
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Brile Hubert

A beautiful asshole. Deserves so much in this world. Is a little bitch.
"Hey Brile Hubert!" "Yes?" "You a bitch!!!!!"
by Coochie Hoe April 27, 2019
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Travis Hebert

The most loving. Sweet. Kind. Handsome. Adorable. Cute. Funny. Perfect person in the world ❤️
Stranger: Look at him!!!
Stranger #2 : must me a Travis Hebert look how perfect he is
by The real 2020 shit October 20, 2020
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