Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

Gurning Drug Monkey by urbankhaos May 6, 2003

gurfing 

when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn

Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing

gurfing by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008

Gusting 

The act the spreading apart you partners butt cheeks and blowing gently upon their butthole.

I'm gonna give you the best gusting you ever had.

Gusting by Darth-Yort January 20, 2019

gurning fuck lizard 

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008

Gutting 

When a dick is so big , it reaches a woman’s intestines during penetration.

My friend Nicki met a guy Friday night who took her back to her place and gave her a good gutting !

Gutting by Brainy October 31, 2018

cum gurning 

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

cum gurning by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

Gutting a Fish 

To finger or have sex with a woman

Im gutting a fish tonight.

Gutting a Fish by Gordon J Ramsay July 14, 2019