I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.
God made gurt, gurt don't hurt
Hurtin for a gurtin
God made gurt, gurt don't hurt
Hurtin for a gurtin
by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022
Get the Gurtmug. The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024
Get the Gurtingmug. It doesn't really have a definition, but its important to kn ow the background of how it came to be. It started with someone making a meme that said: Yogurt! Gurt: yo. This is basically saying the word yogurt sound like someone saying yo to a person named Gurt. It is a very versatile slang word.
by J.bear May 18, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. You see that George is gurting.
He’s very smart and but what he is doing is also very dangerous so he is gurting.
He’s very smart and but what he is doing is also very dangerous so he is gurting.
by JohnWick345 April 17, 2025
Get the gurtingmug. 
by feliziano my beloved April 18, 2025
Get the gurtmug. by ffioneds April 13, 2025
Get the Gurtingmug.