Guffaw

A deep-chested laugh that jowly men with rudy faces give when they smack you on the back way to hard during the country club initiation in an effort to show you that your welcome/they are in charge.

Tom Swanson (ne Svenson) let loose a guffaw when Adiel began drunkenly singing the opening score from "Les Mes" due to its sheer novelty; the laugh itself was deep and rich and also a tad homoerotic, but in a genial and manly way.

by Chester Monrow February 25, 2009

Guff

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.

"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."

by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003

double guff

To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.

whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it

or

Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'

by Laura Crossley January 10, 2009

guff

Idle talk or excuses.

Don't give me any of your guff.

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

Guff

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

by McGee88 March 11, 2009

Guffage

The stink of a peticularly nasty trump.

Dude! That is some seriously rank guffage, that is fart bad enough to end a marriage!!!

by Pourl December 13, 2007

gurfing

when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn

Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing

by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008