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Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.
'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010
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Guilty Glove

When you commit sins wearing nothing but gloves, usually performed in the bedroom.
"Gerald is an avid user of the Guilty Glove."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."
by Gerald E. Smith January 6, 2020
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Guilty Mind

A person that by mental fault can be determanded having a guilty mind due to the denying or admitting or accused of actions they committed having a guilty mind and will be accountably for such.
When asked if he could state his opinioun of the matter. His guilty mind proved his guilt.
by Domino Warrior June 29, 2021
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Guilty Of Being White

A song by Minor Threat which sums up how white people feel today
Why should we be guilty of being white because of something that none of us alive in this world took part in?
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2023
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Guilty challenge

A dance/drawing challenge originated from the song called 'Guilty' by the K-POP artist TAEMIN (from group SHINee).
The original challenge came in the form of a short dance; it has evolved into a drawing challenge among 2D fan artists who draw their favorite characters in the "hand under shirt" pose from the choreography.
Oh my god! X did the Guilty challenge! Why is this clip 5 hours long? I can't stop watching!
by khtmyzr November 17, 2023
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Guilty Weather

Dawn after a night of shit you really regret.
by LivelyStardust May 26, 2022
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