Guestpods

Sexy person that is a menace to society and will not associate with roaches

Wow he is as funny as guestpods

by Gxurro May 23, 2021

gext

A person, place or thing that is so ghetto, that the word is insufficient in describing him/her/it.

Nigga Andrew is so gext with his fuckin moldy strawberries everywhere.

by mad-gext April 21, 2005

guentzel

A kind of particularly intense geek idiot, given to arguing the inane details of popular mythology loudly in public places.

"Don't be such a fucking guentzel, it doesn't matter if Kirk could beat Picard, neither one really exists!"

by Brandon Reinhart July 9, 2003

uninvited guests

Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.

I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.

by Dan April 21, 2008

special guest

A Special Guest is an erection, but a welcome one. The kind a man gets during foreplay. Foreplay is... never mind, I'll explain it later.

Baby, all that rubbing is giving me a Special Guest! Let's hit the bedroom. Then the bathroom, kitchen, laundry room, etc etc

by ~SPECIAL GUEST~ July 18, 2007

guest

A customer at any Disney theme park.

See also: cast member, Fastpass, backstage, onstage, lead

Please ask the guest to get his kid out of the tree.

by amg May 2, 2003

guest

A man who is naive and inexperienced with women, and typically under-performs in bed.

Sarah: The guy I had sex with last night did not have a clue what he was doing.
Greg: Bit of a guest, huh?

by MBA2010 December 1, 2010