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by rafass June 11, 2021
Get the Grinsorm mug.The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent.
The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
"Do you smell what what the Rock is cooking?"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"
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Get the Gonsior mug.When one politely hopes for kindness, efficiency, logic, common•sense to prevail & be reciprocal in everyday occurrences with co•workers, colleagues, gov't employees and general proletariats but in actuality barely receive below average apathetic "grinscrew" service, assistance, help or lack lustre effort across the board..
You have been in the presence of the proverbial GrinScrew;)
You have been in the presence of the proverbial GrinScrew;)
"The chimoke gets to attend an all~expenses $ paid☆Top Drawer☆ junket to the Masters @ Augusta, every Spring without fail the ßoSS & the Corporation picks him-
Brings me back a cheap•knock•off "Masters Augusta Championship" souvenir ball cap from some random crappy last minute truck•stop on the way home every year!
..Lousy Cheap GrinSrew Prick!!"
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Brings me back a cheap•knock•off "Masters Augusta Championship" souvenir ball cap from some random crappy last minute truck•stop on the way home every year!
..Lousy Cheap GrinSrew Prick!!"
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