Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"

B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."

2.

A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"

B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."

by FlyingNinjaRightBehindYouRUN June 3, 2011

grief bone

Part of human anatomy, in the groinal region.

Michael (NBC's The Office): I lost Ed Truck. And it feels like somebody took my heart, and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And, at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then, a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone. And I’m crying, and nobody can hear me. Because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone.

by crogue July 3, 2008

girlfriended

When you are supposed to be listening to some one but you zone them out and just say words (like okay or right) to make them feel like you are listening to the irrelevant things they are saying.

Josh: dude, the other night...
Bill: yeah
Josh: it was so crazy
Bill: mhmm
Josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
Bill: bro, no way.
Josh: what did I just say?
Bill: uhh....

by Irick Style July 27, 2014

My girlfriend

Oh sorry i meant ex

My girlfriend dumped me because she thought i was ugly

by Hi peps October 1, 2020

girlfriend in training

A female companion that is more than a friend, but not quite a full fledged girlfriend. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged girlfriend.

My girlfriend in training and I are talking about taking the next step and going out.

by sparx August 22, 2003

Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Yet another meme that has spawned due to the Creepy-ass competition entry sent in by a girl called Laina. Justin Bieber set up a competition asking all fans to enter in their own entries of his song 'Boyfriend', with new lyrics and such. Laina played the role of an overly attached girlfriend, who sings creepy lyrics and doesn't blink once throughout the whole video. Although a parody, this inspired a meme with her face featured in it. It usually ''compliments'' a number of creepy things a Overly Attached Girlfriend would say.

Overly Attached Girlfriend. 'It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google says it only takes 12. Who is she?''

by Bolognese July 3, 2012

Find girlfriend online

Modern way of getting laid if you are shy, lazy,fat,ugly or busy. All you do is go to some dating website and send 'do you wanna get laid' message to every girl on that website.

Guy 1: "Let's go to the club and get some chicks"
Guy 2: "I am so lazy, let's just try to find girlfriend online so that I don't have to leave my basemet"
Guy 1: " So what was that that dating website url"
Guy 2: " idk try findgirlfriendonline.com "

by Jessy2134 June 21, 2010