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smash and grab

1)a form of petty thievery where the thief has a limited amount of time before he must flee the scene, and so maximizes this opportunity by breaking the glass of a storefront or display and grabbing as much loot as is possible in a single swoop. Often a shattered mess is what remains of the scene.
2)George W. Bush and Dick Cheney's Domestic and Foreign Policy. Substitute the words " the glass of a storefront or display" with either "Iraq,""The Planet," or "The American People."
1) The proprietors had it coming. They were just begging for a good ol' smash and grab.
2)Substitute "Iraq", "The Planet," "The American People," "our grandchildren," for the word "proprietors." in the above sentence.
by Pantaloon January 15, 2008
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Seat Grabber

When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.
Person 1: That shit was huge!

Person 2: Seat Grabber?

Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?
by cuffua8 January 9, 2013
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Gun Grabber

Eric Holder, attorney general under the Unconstitutional Obama Administration.
That gun grabber Eric Holder is at it again. Maybe he'll come to my house when there's a break in.
by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009
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grab your ankles

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.
The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.
by firstbullet January 18, 2009
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mall grab

The wrong way to hold a skateboard (by the trucks, with grip tape rubbing against your pants).
Typical of people who spend more time carrying their skateboard around the mall as a fashion accessory instead of actually riding it.
The poseur was easy to spot because their pants had been sanded down near the waist due to constant mall grabbing.
by Nick Sherman July 6, 2006
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Graben

The manoeuvre is when you get your partner in a side ways U shaped position and you shit in their butcrack or pussy and then to fuck your partner ruthlessly in a U shaped position and when you pull out your chocolate iscicle of her “ volcano” she farts or quefs causing a “volcanic eruptions”
Me and my bitch did a graben last night and I can still taste the pyrocastic flow in my mouth
by Grabengod March 5, 2020
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National grab boob day

You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. You’re so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts
Boy 1-“it’s national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katie’s”
Boy 2-*slaps* “jeez you’re creepy go get help
by lDontGiveAFuck March 18, 2021
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