gorman

The coolest man alive

beyonce:OMG ITS GORMAN! Sex him up!

by DuoShot January 17, 2008

gorman

(Verb) To wipe your ass incorrectly. Performed by putting your arm between your legs and wiping downwards.

"Wow, I just gormaned and got shit all over my balls"

by W. H. Orrs September 22, 2006

gorak

The lord of the sixth dimension.

Gorak crushed the Monustuv Empire

by karog May 27, 2003

Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010

dirty gorman

When one of your employees hooks you up with a known sociopath through the likes of his current girlfriend. The sociopath continues to ruin your boss's life as planned.

I pulled a dirty gorman on my boss this week. Geez, I bet Sergio won't see this one coming. MuaHaHa (evil laugh)

by crazy employee February 13, 2008

Gorav

This is wrong pronunciation of gaurav which means pride . These people are known for their stupidity and idocity. They are big threat to society and should be exterminated on sight.

Shit dude! I just saw a gorav
*Both commit suicide in horror*

by Joe0ghatoooooo July 28, 2019

gorgamatrix

A word used as a placeholder to sound more intelligent or slightly less insane.

"Obviously you fail to see the fundimental failure in the gorgamatrix of this problem"

by ERBS March 3, 2005