egyptian googles

A more aggresive version of the Egyptian goggles.

A male egaculates his load all over the ass of another male, then punches the asshole of the male until shit falls out. Then the puncher dips his genitals in the shit cum mixture and procedes to violently smash his balls into the eye sockets of the unsuspecting male. Thus causing the other male to ejaculate.

Derek thought that Jeremy was a gential giant but was in for a bone crushing suprise when Jeremy gave him the egyptian googles.

by shit covered bob May 2, 2009

googlethwack

a phrase which produces zero results on the google search engine

googlewhacking:-

a pastime for those with plenty of time on their hands

Your search - "the guildford what" - did not match any documents.

by Matthew Rhodes March 14, 2005

japanese eye googles

where a man makes his eyes like a china man and a girl squirts in his eyes

i did a japanese eye googles man my eyes are sore though

by boom234 July 12, 2011

googletime

time to go on the internet- usually takes place in school during computer class, where no work is done and everyone just plays minigolf.

teacher: This is NOT googletime boys.

boys: Googletime!

teacher: I'm going straight down to the vice principles office if there's any messing. I'm not putting up with it.

by U NO WHOO July 20, 2008

Googletunity

An opportunity to look something up on Google. Googletunities often occur in the context of settling a dispute, or enhancing a conversation with friends. See also wikitunity.

Friend 1 "Today I'm going to plant some tomato seeds"
Friend 2 "Really? I think it's too early in the season. You have to wait until after the last frost"
Friend 1 "When is that in this planting zone?"
Friend 2 "I have no clue. I don't even know what zone we're in. This is googletunity! Let's look it up right now."

by Sierra Eastbourne April 12, 2009

googlers

men/women who stare at you, but when you look at them they dont look away, they just keep checking you out creepily.

leah was walking down the street when she noticed two googlers.

by jklf January 27, 2007

googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006